I quit.

I quit my job at the cupcake shop.

Goodbye cupcake shop.
Goodbye rude customers.
Goodbye non-creative working environment.
Goodbye crappy salary.
Goodbye annoying children who throw tantrums.
Goodbye annoying children who change their minds 14 times before settling on the flavour they chose first.
Goodbye annoying children who lick the display window for me to clean afterwards.
Goodbye annoying children and your annoying mothers.
Goodbye funny smell in the fridge.
Goodbye ugly hat that makes my hair greasy and flat.
Goodbye scalding hot tap-water that burned me almost everyday.
Goodbye manager who repeats instructions at least 4 times, even after they have been carried out.
Goodbye co-worker who kept missing shifts and made me do the work of two people.
Goodbye having to work on weekends and public holidays.
Goodbye mall-walking creeps and crazies.
Goodbye people constantly asking for water bottle refills when the bathroom is 10 meters away.
Goodbye girl with the irritating voice who works across from the shop in the mall and has been playing MJ on repeat for the last two months.

Goodbye.

To my homies, the amazing girls who shared my load and taught me how to survive it all... I'll see you later.